If Batman was in HR

Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General and tagged Humor, Top Ten by Ben

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I’m a Batman fan. Yes, my geekery is showing, but you know it’s fun to watch! What if Batman was in HR? What would happen? Well, here are a few of my thoughts, but I’d love to hear yours, too!

Strategic plans would always begin with the phrase: “hop into the Batmobile.”
Theft of office supplies would drop drastically.
Capes and masks would be required in the new dress code.
Senior management would be known as “villains.”
He could give a drug screen, interview an applicant, and terminate an employee using gadgets in his utility belt.
He’d teach the receptionist seven forms of martial arts to use on annoying sales people.
Office hours would be 8pm-4am.
Admins would be called “sidekicks.”
Christmas bonuses would be $1M per employee from an “anonymous donor.”
Employees would be too terrified to perform poorly.
Job titles like “bat-accountant” and “bat-IT manager” would be commonplace.